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Please Miss

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis

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"The queer memoir you've been waiting for"—Carmen Maria Machado

Grace Lavery is a reformed druggie, an unreformed omnisexual chaos Muppet, and 100 percent, all-natural, synthetic female hormone monster. As soon as she solves her "penis problem," she begins receiving anonymous letters, seemingly sent by a cult of sinister clowns, and sets out on a magical mystery tour to find the source of these surreal missives. Misadventures abound: Grace performs in a David Lynch remake of Sunset Boulevard and is reprogrammed as a sixties femmebot; she writes a Juggalo Ghostbusters prequel and a socialist manifesto disguised as a porn parody of a quiz show. Or is it vice versa? As Grace fumbles toward a new trans identity, she tries on dozens of different voices, creating a coat of many colors.

With more dick jokes than a transsexual should be able to pull off, Please Miss gives us what we came for, then slaps us in the face and orders us to come again.

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    • AudioFile Magazine
      It's almost impossible to describe Grace Lavery's genre-defying blend of memoir, parody, academic analysis, and literary criticism. It's definitely not for everyone, but fans of weird, queer nonfiction who are up for a challenge will find much to appreciate. Lavery's narration oscillates between sly humor, fraught self-analysis, and academic detachment. Daniel Lavery often pops in as himself, delivering his own dialogue, which gives the audiobook an intimacy that borders on the uncomfortable. It's a little like overhearing private moments between a married couple. Marc Vietor delivers various texts-within-the-text in a crisp British accent. Listeners who approach this book with an open mind, expecting to be at least a little confused, will enjoy it. L.S. © AudioFile 2022, Portland, Maine
    • Publisher's Weekly

      November 15, 2021
      Essayist and UC Berkeley professor Lavery debuts with a surreal speculative memoir that’s by turns engrossing and impenetrable. As indicated by the book’s subtitle, Lavery aims to rub out the dividing line between the intellectual and the bawdy to subvert the typical transgender memoir (or, as one friend interprets the genre: “expositions of trans life as it is lived”). Recounting how she solved her “penis problem” and began taking synthetic estrogen, Lavery explores transcendental erotic self-realization, her history of drug and alcohol use, and the paradigmatic concept of the penis (“an organ defined, at least in the Lacanian tradition, by its failure to be a phallus”) through absurdist tall tales. She receives a series of bizarre letters from a group of clowns; relishes a sexually charged FAQ for finger limes (a podlike type of citrus) from “Hole Foods”; and ruminates on a parodic column about Little Shop of Horrors from Trump biographer (and former media mogul turned convicted faudster) Conrad Black. It’s not the blurring of distinctions between fantasy and reality that clouds the book’s clarity, however, but Lavery’s deeply academic discourse; without a comprehensive knowledge of Dickens and Lacan, many readers will too often be left in the dark trying to decipher what it is Lavery is attempting to say. LGBTQ literati will find much to explore, but others may have more homework to do first. Agent: Alison Lewis, Zoë Pagnamenta.

    • Library Journal

      January 1, 2022

      Lavery (English, Univ. of California, Berkeley; Quaint, Exquisite) brings her writing talents to this collection of personal essays musing on everything from literary criticism to popular culture to feminism. Lavery tells her story as a story of bodies: messy, overlapping, intersecting, and intersectional bodies, each of which belongs to yet evades the language written on, around, and about them. Never shy at finding the humor in even the most mundane of situations, the author hilariously recounts her life a trans woman in the public eye. Her relationship with fellow writer Danny Lavery comes into focus with her trademark wit and occasional self-deprecation. The construction and artificiality, the boundaries, the beauty--it's all here, in Lavery's body and the bodies of lovers and friends. Chapters are at once meandering and conversational, like a long chat with a friend who's telling a story you have to hear. VERDICT These collected essays, letters, humorous anecdotes, and self-reflections play with form and genre and defy boundaries. While Lavery's book is ostensibly a memoir, it riotously disrupts generic conventions and brings readers along for the ride.--Emily Bowles

      Copyright 2022 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

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