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Title details for American Tantrum by Anthony Atamanuik - Available

American Tantrum

The Donald J. Trump Presidential Archives

by Anthony Atamanuik
Anthony Atamanuik
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In American Tantrum, the star of Comedy Central's acclaimed The President Show opens the vault and releases Donald J. Trump's presidential archives. The result is a devastatingly hilarious audiobook that gets closer to truth than any nonfiction account, voiced by the author, Anthony Atamanuik, with guests Neil Casey, Kathy Griffin, Tom Arnold, John Gemberling, and Lennon Parham.

The Presidential Archives. Every other president has made a mess of it. Barack Obama is currently spending millions of dollars (probably trillions, if you want to know the truth) building a monument to himself. And they don't even charge admission at these places! No wonder this country is a zillion dollars in debt. And what's the point?!: These guys are already out of office and old news. We hate to say it, folks, but the presidential library is totally broken and needs to be made great again.

America, we herewith present the FIRST AND ONLY presidential library to be released in real time, while the president is still in office. (Why delay?!) But wait, THERE'S MORE! Who wants the hassle of having to go to some boring building in the middle of nowhere? (The Eisenhower Library is in Abilene, Kansas – yikes!) What if you could have your favorite president's library delivered to your home, today! THAT'S NOT ALL! What if you could carry that library with you EVERYWHERE!

Introducing THE DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL ARCHIVES: VOLUME 1. It's all here: the 45th U.S. president's letters, diaries, Oval Office recordings, Moscow hotel tapes, grand jury testimony, sealed indictments, financial records, subpoenas, dossiers, AND SO MUCH MORE!

It's available now at the AMAZING PRICE of $20.99!* Never has wisdom been so accessible!

It's the last audiobook you will ever need to buy. Or maybe just the last audiobook published, period. Get yours NOW before the first amendment is abolished!

*Offer not valid to employees of the U.S. Department of Justice.

Don't miss VOLUME 2: THE PRISON YEARS – coming soon! Hopefully!

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  • Release date

    October 23, 2018

  • Formats

    • OverDrive Listen audiobook

      • ISBN: 9780062851956
      • File size: 177258 KB
      • Duration: 06:09:17

  • Languages

    • English

  • Reviews

    • Kirkus

      September 15, 2018
      A quick-witted stand-up comedian parodies the ringleader of the presidential three-ring circus.As a fitting companion piece to actor/comedian Atamanuik's weekly Comedy Central Trump-lampooning The President Show, this snarky sendup caricatures the president's precarious and outrageous antics before, during, and after his election. The book is divided into sections easily digested individually or altogether but preferably before a rapt crowd of politically savvy dinner guests. Our narrator is fictitious veteran columnist Kelsey Nelson, a former editor at Golf & Stream magazine. While on the green at Mar-a-Lago, Nelson befriended Trump and inspired him to commission the creation of a first-ever Presidential Pocket Library while still serving his first term in office. They hoped to pre-emptively crash-publish this "living document," particularly before Obama was able to open his library (after all, "his time is done"). The resulting series of egocentric, self-congratulatory interviews, lurid telephone transcriptions, damning indictments, life snippets from childhood to military service to his "first love," Mar-a-Lago, and the unpatriotic histrionics at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. are uniformly appalling and rollicking. While the author's material is (just mildly) exaggerated, it is a depressingly accurate reflection of the president's clumsy legacy. Highlights include an imagined Trump Tower rental application ("name of daughter, mistress, or awful son who will technically own property"), scandalous Miss Universe Moscow and North Korea Summit itineraries, official calls to Area 51 ("what if an alien picks up?"), a 2020 re-election plan, a debate prep session with Roger Ailes (Trump: "Let's bring a black baby to the debate! He can sit in the front row and then we'll kick him out"), and riffs on Michael Cohen and Robert Mueller. Trumpisms and buffoonery abound throughout the well-executed, whip-smart narrative, and it's all fun and games until readers realize just how unerringly close to the bone Atamanuik's material cuts.Readers who haven't yet reached Trump burnout status will enjoy this spoof, which expertly skewers a disastrous presidency in action.

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